Fantasy Scoring for Idol 4/3

Blake Lewis -- Mack the Knife

Blakey Wicky Wick is reminded by Sir Tony Bennett that "Mack" is a gangster song, so he better get it right...or else...

4 points in the new signs/shirts/family category, a check it out, a pitch comment...8 points total...

Phil Stacey -- Night and Day

Phil has about as much soul as Neil Sedaka (sorry, Neil)

4 for signs, a check it out, just didn't do it for me...0 points total

Melinda Doolittle -- I Got Rhythm

This is Melinda's house! She owns the standards, and to top it off, they've finally found some stuff in the fashion closet to accent Melinda's looks. She's hot tonight.

There are no shirts for Melinda, and she loses three points for Simon's cabaret comment. 5 points.

Chris Richardson -- "Don't Get Around Much"

I don't understand the lowered suspenders look, can someone explain how that looks good? I think it looks like Larry King drunk. He's inspired me to start wearing a fedora, however.

There are no shirts for Chris and no family :( 9 points

Jordin Sparks -- "Clear Day"

Can you say Idol-rific? She's rolling on the big bus to Clarkson-town. She's young, looking better every week, and if they keep her out of the school girl outfits, she'll win.
6 points

Gena Glocksen -- "Smile"

She's definitely got her look down pat, but the girl can't sing. Time for this one to go home.

5 points, although one of her signs says "Go Nena"...even her fans don't know who she is!

Sanjaya The Love God -- "Dancing Cheek To Cheek"

If you had "slicked back" in the hair pool, you win. Sanjaya sashays through the crowd, looking like a Bollywood John Waters. And he declares the "Sanjaya Universe" to be open! 24/7! He's here for at least three more weeks, so get used to him...

4 points

Haley Scarnato -- "Ain't Misbehavin'"

Scared by a trip to the final two last week, Haley goes back to showing cleavage to stay on the show. I like Haley a lot, but she still can't sing.

6 points

LaKisha (aka Kiki)-- "Stormy Weather"

Please. You're going to go jazz standards and not have Kiki stand up and be representin'? I think not. Respledent in a gorgeous evening dress, Kiki kills for 12 points. We have a winner...