Monday, April 30, 2007

LOST stuff

The writers destroy my theory again, this time for good:

I took the purgatory Q to the one and only Damon Lindelof (who is still da bomb in my book, in case you were wondering), and he shot back the following: The following two facts are true. I swear it. A. They're not in purgatory. B. They're not dead. If we did such a thing after repeatedly stating otherwise, we'd be tarred and feathered!

(courtesy of Kristen at E!)

So my new feeling is that the LOSTIES were definitely rounded up and brought there to be used for their abhorent behavior, or have said behavior corrected.

Wizard magazine also got this quote:

Wizard: What can you guys tell us about how your shows will wrap up this season? Lindelof: For us, I will say the construct of Season 3 started with our heroes victimized by this - at the time - unseen, malicious and malevolent force on the island of these "Other" people. By the end of the season, you will know a lot more about them and what they're doing there and why they've been preying on our guys. There is going to be an epic confrontation between the two groups - for lack of a better word, a war - and that's where we are heading to in our season finale. Hopefully, people will be more satisfied than they were in previous seasons - there are going to be a lot of answers along the way to the mysteries that people really care about.

Is he talking about WAR, good God y'all, what is it good for? High May ratings! Say it again!

Will Sawyer kill Cooper (or whatever his name is this week)? What say you.





Rosie, I love you, but STFU

Rosie O'Donnell opened her mouth and spouted things about 911 she knew nothing about.
Please advance to 1:00 left on the clip to hear Rosie utter these words about building 7 at the WTC..."I do believe it was the first time in history that fire melted steel..."



Well, it happened again, read this account of an Oakland, California traffic mishap:

Witnesses reported flames rising up to 200 feet into the air. Heat exceeded 2,750 degrees and caused the steel beams holding up the interchange from eastbound I-80 to eastbound Interstate 580 above to buckle and bolts holding the structure together to melt, leading to the collapse, California Department of Transportation director Will Kempton said.

Now, look at this picture:



It sure looks like the steel melted to me.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Alec Baldwin on the View

Great only for Alec's opening line: "I got a bouquet of flowers from Don Imus."

Lighten up, Alec

Apparently, Alec Baldwin was so upset over this video on Will Farrell's site, he fired his agent because his agency couldn't get Farrell to take it down. Lighten up, Alec.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

best of popcandy LOST discussions

1. gamer9898 wrote:

With all that happened in this rather packed episode, I believe the most important thing said throughout the entire episode was desmonds line to charlie "by my last count you have killed more of them than they have of you". This lends support to any number of theories from desmond being an other to the others being the real good guys as ben told michael on the docks at then end of season 2. I think that line could go down as extremely telling in the next 4 weeks

2. shoebad wrote:

quick and to the point..

1) why didn't juliet (and the others) know about sun's history -her affair- yet knows about everyone else? (actually.. now that i think about it, juliet probably played dumb..)

2) surprised to see mikhail not take off swiftly with the phone when jin went after him the second time around.. one thought- he had quickly made a phone call/signal before the group caught up with him.

3) the explosion of "strong swimmers" on the island makes me wonder about kate (and sawyer), juliet (and goodwin), and even rose (and bernard).

4) and has anyone noticed that on the island day quickly becomes night and night quickly becomes day?? this weird scenario happened several times with the most recent being sun and juliet's trek to the staff station and coming out in broad daylight -not dawn.

5) lastly, with mikhail coming back to life and implying the portuguese woman will recover in a day says something about the healing nature of the island AND about the characters that got hurt/died in the past seasons.

3. okgirl_ok wrote:

Wait, I've been thinking about this. let's not sell Juliet short on her deception abilities. She totally lied to Sun about the father. Why wouldn't she? She left a message to Ben that said the same news she'd given Sun, but if that was true, she's not getting off that island, baby. She'd want to tell Sun the same thing so her story would be able to corroborate. BUT, if she found out that Sun got pregnant OFF the island and LIED about it, then her experience about Claire would tell her- since the baby survived - she can settle her deal with Ben and get her butt gone. She's just making it look like she's fixing the problem and setting herself up to "Save" Sun from the island's conception-death problem.

Forger those others and that they still won't be able to get pregnant, she's every woman for herself. Plus the double bonus of getting to make Sun very happy about Jun being the father.

Why would Juliet say anything other than that Sun got pregnant on the island? She needs to prove that hero factor to everyone - otherwise, she's stuck there, baby.

4. psychoitaliano wrote:

Alright, here we go with a theory: The Losties were not on the correct plane. Those particular people were directed to the plane they were on for a purpose. They are all connected, that's why they are all on the plane together. The people on the island were not told ahead of time what was happening because it is still an experiment to see how these people would react to one another.

5. empirekiller wrote:

I thought of this theory a couple of weeks agao, and tonight's episode brought it to mind again.

What if the "power" the island has to heal is the same "power" that kills pregnant women? Think about it this way... What is cancer, in its simplest terms? It is a quickly growing mass of cells that is foreign to the body.

What is pregnancy, in its most simple terms? It is a quickly growing mass of cells that is foreign to the body.

The "power" that keeps cancer from forming cannot keep a pregnancy from happening, because it is introduced from outside the woman's body, whereas cancer happens completely within the body. So since the "growth" cannot be prevented, the "power" winds up killing the host (woman).

This leads to aonther thought. People are healed through regeneration (again rapidly growing cells) and the mens' "little soldiers" are 5 times higher. Again, rapidly reproducing cells.

OK, so this is a lot more confusing than I first thought, but I do believe that it is somehow all related. (But my head hurts now.)


7. mikepcfl wrote:

Some people have skirted around it, but not come out and said it. If The Others or Dharma faked the plane wreckage to convince the world all the passengers of 815 were dead, they can never let anyone off the island. There is no way they would let Jack leave and there is no way that Michael and Walt made it home.

8. glennotronic wrote:

I think of Suns father looking at her & saying " We don't live in a world where no one asks questions. " In deed my friend & the proof is on this board .

Well I guess Hurley has taken Lockes "Why am I doing this stupid suspicious stuff award"

1) shooting the flare of in the air
2) asking trivial questions when the other three ,Charlie, Desmond, & Gin are trying to save the tree girl
3) telling Patchy everything the tree girl had on her

Might be nothing but when they first found the bag in the tree last week . Someone asked What is this ? Hurley confidently said it's a satelite phone. This week he referred to it as some computer phone-thing-a-ma-jiggy . It would suck if he were bad . He does have the best lines .

9. borderpoet wrote:

OK...stick with me here, but it seems that a few of you have either forgotten (or never saw) some of the JPEGs of documents and newspapers that were hidden all over those websites we were all scouring a year or two back. Several of them are of particular interest as we consider why Oceanic 815 could have been "found" with no survivors:

1) One JPEG, a National Air Safety Commission "Brief of Incident" from Washington, DC, says the following at the report's conclusion: "An Oceanic Airlines Boeing 777-200LR departed Sydney Australia (SYD) at 2:55 pm on September 22, 2004, enroute to Los Angeles, CA. The flight was a scheduled passenger flight (Flight #815) with 352 passengers and a crew of 2. Air Traffic Control reported Flight 815 disappearing from radar, and radio contact was lost with the aircraft approx 6 hours after departure. No trace was found of the aircraft or crew after intense search and rescue efforts. The aircraft is presumed to have crashed into the Pacific Ocean with complete loss of aircraft, passengers and crew."

2) Another JPEG, allegedly a memo from the U.S. Department of Transportation, Federal Aviation Administration, dated as 'Completed Nov 17 2004,' is addressed to a Mr. Doug Lavin, the Assistant Administrator for International Aviation, Federal Aviation Administration, and has as its subject line "Notification of cease of investigation of OA Flight 815." It has four numbered sections. Here they are: "1. This is in response to the referenced letter from the Department of Defense requiring immediate suspension and discontinuation of all investigations into the crash of US bound Oceanic Flight 815. As stated in reference, due to ongoing classified practices occurring in the suspected crash location, the DOD has denied access citing 'National Security.' At this time, we have suspended all investigations. 2. Defense contractor, HANSO, currently working in the restricted area will continue the investigation and forward all unclassified information to FAA. Before departing Fiji, any and all documents pertaining to the investigation will be handed over to the aforesaid contractor. 3. As of now, the cause of the failure leading to the crash of 815 is unknown. Mechanical records do not indicate any known problems with the aircraft. The 815 airplane had less than 23,000 miles flying time, the other under 42,000 hours. A weather anomaly in the area when radio and radar contact were lost is the most likely cause of complications leading to the event. 4. In view of the circumstances listed above, we consider that no further investigative action be required by FAA, excepting further information from the DOD. The cause of the incident of OA 815 should be determined as unknown and all case files closed and sealed."

3) Two other JPEGs--to thicken the plot a bit--were of articles that supposedly appeared on the front page of the Sydney Morning Herald on the November 18, 2005, and November 23, 2005, issues respectively. The first, entitled "Oceanic curse strikes again?" speaks of fishermen "in the vicinity of Funafuti, the the Tuvalu islands north of Fiji" who "reported witnessing an Oceanic jumbo jet in apparent trouble and crashing into the ocean. Witnesses say the jet was an Oceanic airliner and flying too low and was in obvious trouble." The article goes on to say that Oceanic and the Sydney air control both say that all aircraft are accounted for and none are missing. The second article speaks of rescuers actually finding wreckage at the site despite official claims that no planes were missing, but the wreckage appears to be that of Oceanic N518OA, a B747 that had been reported missing in November 2000. The article then goes on to say, "Our reporter indicates that there is a possibility that the wreckage found may be that of the aircraft lost in 2000, and that the aircraft seen going down on Tuesday may in fact be a different aircraft, however the wreckage found includes several small floating pieces of debris that could not possibly be from a five year old crash."

At any rate, it would seem that in light of these documents that people shouldn't necessarily head back to the purgatory theory. What is more likely is that the Hanso Foundation and the Department of Defense are indeed involved in a cover-up, one that isn't entirely working.

10. Nexus-6 wrote:

borderpoet had the right idea - look at the documents on the LOST sites that were put up when all this started. The memo from the Department of Defense to the Federal Aviation Administration shows HANSO was the one and only organization allowed to continue the search for wreckage or survivors. They could have put out any cover story they wanted to.
The whole thing about the US government being somehow involved in the cover up makes perfect sense when it comes to parachute girl. She was in military style jump suit and helmet and probably flying in a military -supplied chopper.
My theory - parachute girl was part of a mission to reach the island and contact the Others after communications went down (the satelite dish).
Just look at Patchy's expression when he runs through the jungle and reaches the group. He is totally shocked to see the guys - he expected parachute girl and assumed she had set off the flair.

And the theory of the week:

Matrix_Theory wrote:

This is going to be long, so I apologize ahead of time; but this will be worth reading. I have migrated away from my previous ‘bio-dome’ theory, over to a new one that I’m developing. I think that what we will eventually find this all to be will be very much like the Matrix. I know this theory has been bounded about previously, but I want to get away from people thinking that it’s exactly like the Matrix, and know that what I’m saying is just that it’s similar. Hear me out. Back when Rose and Bernard went to the faith healer in an attempt to heal her cancer, he told them about certain places on Earth with unimaginable healing power, but that his little area was just not strong enough to heal her. I think we were being misdirected by the writers, to subscribe to the whole ‘bio-dome’ idea, where the Hanso foundation may have found the be-all-end-all place on Earth with a wealth of this mysterious, electromagnetic healing power; and for the sake of “saving humanity” they set up the Dharma Initiative on this island for research and development. They also misdirected us to believe that it may be somewhere near the North / South Pole, or underwater even, with an elaborate entry and exit process, somehow protected from its original surrounding elements and tempered for human existence. But now, I am almost certain that the island is not a physical place, but a virtual reality “program” developed by the Dharma Initiative, and that the island’s inhabitants are actually “jacked in”, if you will. The Juliette back-story, where we learn about her submarine trip to the island... I believe that trip to have been completely staged. And equally suspicious, was Desmond’s arrival, where he simply started gaining consciousness on the beach without any recollection of how he got there. I would bet anything that we find out that those facades, and Lock blowing up the sub, have absolutely nothing to do with getting to and leaving the “island” except for the fact that that is what Ben and the others (I’ll get back to them in a minute) want Juliette and the 815’ers to believe. It has become increasingly clear that the Hanso/Dharma mission statement of “saving humanity” is meant to be taken in more of a spiritual and emotional way, rather than in a physical way like healing diseases, yadda, yadda. I think this “program” was specifically designed to do just that - help to heal people in a spiritual and emotional way, and if you think about it, it is doing exactly that. Then, much like the purgatory theories, once you resolve your issues, you “die” - but all you’re really doing is exiting the program - and I am certain that Boone, Shanon, Ecko, Anna Lucia, etc. are still alive in the “real world”. This also explains how Mikhail was able to “die” and get jacked back in and how, now that Charlie has conquered his demons, the “program” is trying to “kill” him. I think that the whole “Catch-22” reference is pointing out the fact that, once you’re in the program, you have to “die” to “live” (or more to the point, get back to the real world). I think that Penny’s dad, having Hanso affiliations, knew about the program, and what it was intended to be able to do, and saw the perfect opportunity to have the love of his daughter’s life loaded in, and made into a better person, more suited for his daughter. Now back to the others. I think that a select few of them are in on the fact that it’s a program and not reality, allowing them strength and abilities at the maximum of their human capacity (much like the agents in the Matrix); their purpose being to manage the test subjects, and the program itself, from within. Our beloved 815’ers were methodically selected and subliminally herded, if you will, on to flight 815 for the sole reason of being able to stage the crash so no one would question their disappearances, and allow Hanso/Dharma the spiritually deficient test subjects they needed for their program; which is why parachute-girl heard on the news in the real world that the wreckage of 815 was found and that there was no survivors. This all also lends credence to the fact that Aaron was the first baby ever born (in reality) while the mother’s consciousness was inside “the program”, and he was subsequently able to be jacked in and exist in the program with her. On the other hand, when the conception occurs in the “program”, the baby can’t ever be born, because there is no tangible “real life” being created that can then get jacked in and continue on in the program; so the mother “dies” to enable her exit from the program. I have so many other supporting facts, but I’m tired of typing. Peace.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

LOST sneak peek for next week

Spiderman 3

Stereogum has some downloads from the new Spidey 3 movie soundtrack. I love the title of the Flaming Lips' song "The Supreme Being Teaches Spider-Man How to Be In Love".

LOST again

While last night's show was compelling to the end, it once again posed more questions than answers. This means the questions that need to be answered now total 1,679, while questions that have been answered total 4. Bad ratio.

What's with all the bad feelings toward fishermen in South Korea? My dad liked to fish on occasion, does that mean I'm persona non grata in Seoul because I'm the "son of a fisherman"? Can any Korean readers explain?

Mikhail is still alive? Man, they have great special effects on that island, because I'm pretty sure I saw blood come out of his ears when he got fried by the fence. So does this mean Miss Klugh is still alive? Ethan? He'd be pretty dirty since they buried him. How about Ana Lucia and Hurley's girlfriend (what was her name, I forget)? Is Eko coming back to whup some booty with his Jesus stick?

I'm taking Juliet's comment on the tape to Ben "I haven't got Austen's sample yet" to mean Kate is indeed impregnated with the seed of Sawyer. And Juliet herself may be with child, seeing how they made a big deal of her being in bed with the big, virile Other guy.

"I hate you, Ben" says Juliet into the recorder. So she's an Other spy, but does her hate of ben mean she's batting for the Losties team now?

Desmond's comment to Charlie "you've killed more of them than they have of you," echoed past comments by me, and it was the first time the show's writers have acknowledged that fact. I'm telling you now, by the end of this show, the Others will be the good guys.

If you listened this morning, you heard a listener claim that the parachute girl (Naomi) mumbled "I am not alone" in Portuguese to Mikhail. Who's with her? More hot looking lady parachutists speaking romantic languages? The invading hordes from the northern hinterlands? Haircutters to restyle Charlie's coif?
(Anyone else catch that he has a new hairstyle?)

Hurley finds out the rest of the world thinks everyone died on Flight 815. Or is he dead? Or is the hwole thing a schizo hallucination of Hurley's while he sits catatonic in the mental hospital? Anything's possible at this point, and that's why I, a man of faith, will watch this bizarre show until the bitter end.

Your thoughts?

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

ABC2 phrase

The phrase I will drop during my LOST recap on Channel 2 tonight is "knocking back a few drambouies"...look for it...11:20 on 2..

Bye bye Rosie

Rosie failed to come to terms with ABC as host of "The View". Since I work in the entertainment industry, her explanation about not coming to terms with ABC sounds dead on as to how a negotiation might fail. All in all this event is not too shocking, so can I ask?

Does anyone like Rosie O'Donnell? I find her a bit grating. But she has increased the View's ratings and the show will die without her.

Tonight on LOST

Tonight you will hear something in the last scene that will blow your mind about the show. It keeps in line with my feeling that the island is some sort of purgatory where you purge your past transgressions. Please Please let me know what you think about what Hurley finds out at the end by commenting on this blog.

LOST sneak peek

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

LOST sneak peek

A quick look at Wednesday's show...

IDOL scoring for 4/24

THE FINAL SIX

It’s a very special IDOL tonight. It’s special because it’s also a fund raiser for “IDOL GIVES BACK”, a fund for villages in Africa.

Who knew Simon had a heart? Let alone enough of one to squirt some tears.

CHRIS RICHARDSON -- “Change The World”

Chris sounds a little warbly and looks as if he has the wrong size jacket on…Randy tells him he’s “in it to win it” (because so many of the contestants are in it to what? Lose? Idiot)…Paula is proud of his journey…Simon says the competition starts now…It’s clear the judges have been told to move it along…

SCORE: 8

MELINDA DOOLITTLE – “There will come a day”

Looking better every week, Melinda over emotes her way through this Faith Hill schlock, er, song…Who knew drab grey was her best color?...Randy says check it out, you’re dope and the rock…Paula says there’s no one like you, you’re magical…Simon says you made it your own…

SCORE: 8

BLAKE LEWIS – “Imagine”

Blake, with no guest artist to brown nose, brown noses the viewers by saying he’s glad to sing a song about people coming together. Blake, we’re so glad you didn’t choose a divisive song on inspiration night…DUH!...And is that sound I hear john Lennon rolling in his grave after hearing is song done by a kid with his suit collar turned up…

Randy “keeps it real” by saying it sucked, Paula enjoyed it, and Simon says it’s tricky but felt sincere…

SCORE: 5

LAKISHA – some song by Fantasia

Kiki sounds a little off tonight, although she’s resplendent in her black evening gown…She recovers near the end to save the song with her huge voice…

Randy caught some pitch problems, and it sounds like her family may kill him, Paula says blah blah blah don’t take on the songs of a blah blah blah past idol winner, Simon tells Paula what she meant with her stammering, but can’t get his own thoughts in because the crowd won’t let him…

SCORE: -2

I’ll use this time to tell you that you can get your Sanjaya hair here.

It’s tragic that we’ll never see him in corn rows…

PHIL STACEY – “The Change”

With the black tux look a-rockin’, Phil looks even more like Nosferatu, the vampire…

Randy says good job, Paula mumbles some thing about we love you, Simon says can you monopolize the redneck vote by singing more like a hick…

SCORE: 8

Quick – name all the celebrities you can remember from the “One” commercial…

Okay we get it, Simon is trying to do good…And he uses the same clichés in real life that he uses on the show…Someone use some of the charity funds to buy Randy and Simon a thesaurus…

JORDIN “STURDY GIRL” SPARKS – “You’ll Never Walk Alone”

Oops, a couple of early clunky notes have slipped up my little favorite…The fans in Liverpool will be disappointed that she turned their drinking song into a “song of hope”…Randy says it was the best EVER (?) While I liked it, he’s on drugs…Who cares what Paula says…Simon says she should record it as a single…

SCORE: 13

Monday, April 23, 2007

Let's Go To The Mall

"How I Met your Mother" reran the episode where Robin revealed she once was a pop star in Canada. This is the video they featured, in its entirety. Remember, the 80's didn't get to Canada to like, 1993.

Jim becomes Dwight

Nagged? You Deserve It

Do you feel like everyone "nags" you? The problem could be YOU! According to a new researcher, ..."people who are reactant perceive everybody as controlling...they think 'Everybody is trying to make me do something' -- even if it's just a friendly recommendation from a friend trying to help you make a better decision. You perceive it as a threat to your freedom." Is this true? Do you allow people to nag you? Who's the biggest nag-ger in your office?

retro jojo: the bsc

Okay, I'm not going to lie to you and tell you I read "The Baby Sitter's Club" series when I was a pre-teen, but I know many of you did. Whitney at popcandy has a link to a blog by some young woman who's discovered the series for the first time and is commenting on it. Very funny.

I did read "Stories For Boys", but they didn't have near the attention to fashion as BSC...

this week's whacked out LOST theory (besides my own)

I think we are being led to believe that Desmond travelled back in time when the hatch imploded. However, I think what really happened is that he went into the future near the point of his death and then from there went back in time where he ended up on floor with spilled paint sharing an apartment with Penny. I think he is not seeing the future but instead remembering the past. If he only went into the past he would only remember things up until the hatch imploded but nothing after that...unless he went into the future too. It would tie-in to being able to know when to read the last Charles Dickens book before dying. Supposedly people have their life 'flash' before their eyes and Ep 8 of season 3 is called 'Flashes Before Your Eyes'. Make any sense? I think the paint can had the letters 'FUTUR' on it - I may be mistaken. It's my 2 cents anyway.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

new tori amos


Tori Amos has a new video, and guess what? It's strange. Go figure. Click on "Big Wheel"

lets get back to the comedy

Best Week Ever has this great take on lastnight's LOST:

  • Hurley convinces everyone to go camping, but why would they want to do that? Aren’t they camping all the time?
  • There was something hilarious about Jin’s ghost story, but I’m not really sure what it is.
  • I had no idea that Power Rangers could parachute out of helicopters.
  • Sawyer is seriously one of the funniest characters on television. I can’t decide which made me laugh harder: calling The Others “perverts”, or smart-assedly asking Jack and Juliet who their favorite Other was. Priceless.
  • For real, Sawyer - if Kate wants to have angry “Jack won’t pay attention to me” sex with you, shut the f*ck up already.
  • Ok, seriously you guys - what the f*ck ever happened to Michael and Walt!?!
  • The Satellite phone poses some interesting questions, the most pressing of which is how the show’s producers could have passed on such a rare and attractive product placement opportunity. Imagine how much cash they could have gotten if Hurley was like, “Hey you guys, it’s a satellite phone, and it’s part of the Cingular’s comprehensive calling network, which means that even though we’re on this remote magical island in some other dimension, we’ve still got full bars!”

pure evil?

This morning I read some quotes on air from VT poet/professor Nikki Giovanni, who's observations on the recent killings is personal; she taught the killer and had him booted out of her class for behaving strangely.

Giovanni sees no reason for people who had interactions with Cho to beat themselves up.

"I know that there's a tendency to think that everybody can get counseling or can have a bowl of tomato soup and everything is going to be all right," she said. "But I think that evil exists, and I think that he was a mean person."

Giovanni encountered Cho only once after she removed him from class. She was walking down a campus path and noticed him coming toward her. They maintained eye contact until passing each other.

Giovanni, who had survived lung cancer, was determined she would not blink first.

"I was not going to look away as if I were afraid," she said. "To me he was a bully, and I had no fear of this child."

Is it possible that some people just are evil, or are evil people made through negative interactions with society?

Much is made of the fact that Cho and the Columbine killers were bullied by fellow students, but surely there are many more stories of people who rose up and overcame the bullying of society and accomplished great and good things. Rosa Parks comes to mind off the top of my head.

Sad as it is to say, stories like the mass killing at VT are not privy to our time and place. It happens continually throughout history, back to the days before video games. It seems they occur at regular intervals, and the weapons vary, so it's not the result of handguns being prevalent, because apparently the evil people who want to kill will make their own weapons to accomplish their goals if need be.

This site tells of a guy who blew up a school in 1927 because he didn't want the high taxes. If you peruse this site, you'll find people back then only pointed their blame at one person: the guy who did it. You'll find they shared with us a desire to reach out and help the victims, and a desire to make sure we necer forget. But sadly, we did, as this event is rarely brought up.


Let's dish on LOST

While I disliked last night's episode, it appears many of you enjoyed it, so I'm going to chalk it up to my sour mood this week (mass killings tend to do that to me).

I just thought the whole thing was a little self serving. Did we learn anything new? Nope.

It was just more questions, first and foremost being, what is Tessa from "Las Vegas" doing parachuting onto the island? Was she running from James Caan? Her name according to spoiler sites is Naomi, another Biblical name (like Jacob and Ben).

Anyway, her's some observations I had and some I have culled from weird wide web...

And did anyone notice the parallels between Desmond's little camping trip and "Stand By Me"? The whistling song, the talk of superheroes and the near death experience, all odes to Stephen King.

Did Desmond, by saving Charlies' life, change the parachutist's identity? How? Even if you buy into chaos theory, the parachutist was already determined at that point.

Can they produce good wine in Scotland? Or are the Scottish monks in the south of France?

Why was "Catch 22" (the book in the backpack) in a foreign language? Was it Portugese, the same language they were speaking in the artic ice station scene from last season?

Have you ever given someone a mix tape? Have you ever received a mixtape? The whole premise in a romantic relationship seems odd to me, although I loved making my own mixtapes for road trips. I even named them after where I was going. (I realize this has nothing directly to do with the show, I just wanted to ask, since Sawyer brought it up.)

I now turn to the observations from popcandy's message board, still the best message board for LOST goofiness:

As Desmond points out, Moriah is the site of Abraham’s attempt to carry out God’s command to sacrifice Isaac, his favorite son. This is generally regarded as a profound test of Abraham’s faith. This theme from the flashback is used to establish Desmond’s belief that he has to be willing to sacrifice Charlie in order to gain his own redemption, or at least be reunited with Penny. This also serves as a contrast with the the “man of faith” Locke from season 1 (episode 1.19, “Deus Ex Machina”) who believed that Boone was the sacrifice that the island required.



nobody mentioned how hot Kate looked??? They want you to notice and I am sure she works hard to stay in shape so the least we can do is notice and say something witty like...wow



The strangest thing to me tonight was the hula-girl dashboard ornament. What would that be doing with the parachuter?



Was Kate really crying when she seduced Sawyer? Honestly, I wish they'd cool it with this love triangle for a bit. That's not the reason I watch 'Lost,' and I'd be perfectly happy if Kate chose James and they could just go at it in the tent for a few episodes. But maybe that's just me.


I'm sure someone at this very moment is linking to the Moriah Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moriah

And yes, it's a little exciting to have an outside visitor land in a parachute. But could this be just another character we'll sort of get to know and then see killed off in a few episodes? I was really hoping it was going to be Penny ...




Tuesday, April 17, 2007

looking for a job?

Our friends at bestweekever have found one for you. I just hope you have the intestinal fortitude.

Here's a sample of the some of the calls you'll have to make.

trolling for the non-existant

According to boingboing, Chris Hansen is trolling on facebook.com, looking for friends of the accused killer at VaTech.

Eh, Chris, I'm not positive, but I don't think the guy had any friends, hence the repression and resultant violence. But don't let me stop you.

Why ask why?

it's easier swallowing bad news...

...when you subscribe to this theory. Jeff Goldblum explained it best in Jurrasic Park:

Dr. Ian Malcolm: There. Look at this. See? See? I'm right again. Nobody could've predicted that Dr. Grant would suddenly, suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Alan? Alan!
[Jumps out of the vehicle]
Dr. Ian Malcolm: There's, another example. See, here I'm now by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos theory.

I know there's more pressing issues

maybe it's a bad time...

...but my cat Bubba died yesterday. I know in the wake of current events, it's a miniscule blip, but Bubba goes back with my wife and I to our carefree days before we had kids. He was always purring and lived a happy life. I'd like to think that he went to a big field of catnip somewhere. Even though that's probably not true.

I want to get my drunk on

Will Farrell enters the world of online video with The Landlord. Weird in a good way.

IDOL scoring for 4/17

PHIL STACEY – ‘WHERE THE BLACKTOP ENDS’

Simon and Paula appear to be goofing off during the song, so how do they know how good he was? They’re like middle schoolers, only worse…Phil may have saved himself because he was on the hot seat…

SCORE: 13

JORDIN SPARKS – ‘BROKEN WING’

I thought Broken Wing was that Mister Mister song, this wasn’t that at all…Jordin lives another week…

SCORE: 10

SANJAYA – ‘SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT’

This is how I envision a gang member in Des Moines would dress…If Sanjaya doesn’t win this week, maybe the Crips will get him, seein’ how he was sportin’ the bloods colors…

SCORE: 0

LAKISHA – ‘JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL’

Did the judges watch a different performance? I thought she was pretty good…Never get on the panel’s bad side…

SCORE: 3

CHRIS RICHARDSON – ‘MAYBERRY’

It’s the second country song tonight about the road being made out of dirt…While that may be romantic to you in rural environments, I think of the guys in DELIVERENCE sizing me up…

SCORE: 0

MELINDA DOOLITTLE – ‘TROUBLE IS A WOMAN WITH A MAN ON HER MIND’

She kind of looks like Princess Fiona from Shrek…When she’s an ogre…OUCH!...I’m sorry, I really like Melinda...If it ended tonight, it would Melinda v. Jordin, but then again if the Ravens game with the Colts had never started, never mind…

SCORE: 11

BLAKE LEWIS – ‘WHEN THE STARS TURN BLUE’

Tim McGraw gets the credit for a Ryan Adams song made popular by the Corrs…Go figure…At least the road doesn’t end where some creepy guy’s playing the banjo…What’s with the swaeter vest? Meh.

SCORE: 5

I'm guessing Simon Cowell will really regret having the camera catch him roll his eyes after Chris Richardson offered his prayers and support to the Virginia Tech community ...
... so thank goodness someone in the booth forced that awkward nod to Blacksburg by Cowell at the show's end.

Chris Richardson is gone tomorrow...

Friday, April 13, 2007

this has just gotta be damn hard to do

A Swedish artist does human recreations of classic video games. Why? I don't know, but it's fun to watch.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

RIP Kurt

Kurt Vonnegut died this week as a result of head injuries suffered in a fall in his NYC home. He was 84.

I was first exposed to Vonnegut by Sister Judith, my evervescent American Lit teacher in tenth grade. Sister Judith is no longer a nun, she married a man she met while doing Prison ministry. She taught with a great passion, and so loved the Vonnegut novel "Slaughterhouse Five", that it opened my eyes to how much humor could diffuse the serious situations we all find ourselves in life. For me, Kurt Vonnegut and Sister Judith are forever intertwined in my psyche. I owe them both a debt of gratitude.

"Welcome aboard, Mr. Pilgrim," said the loudspeaker, "Any questions?"

Billy licked his lips, thought awhile, and inquired at last, "Why me?"

"That is a very earthling question to ask, Mr. Pilgrim. Why you? Why us for that matter? Why anything? Because this moment simply is. Have you ever seen bugs trapped in amber?"

"Yes," said Billy. In fact he had a paperweight in his office which was a blob of polished amber with three lady bugs embedded in it.

"Well here we are Mr. Pilgrim, trapped in the amber of this moment. there is no why."

-- Slaughterhouse Five

"Any man can call time out, but no man can say how long that time out will last."

-- Cat's Cradle

major cast member to die on LOST

This clip from Kristen at E! reveals that death will visit the LOST cast...

LOST recap for 4/12

About last night...Why is it so hard for people to even remotely consider that the "Others" may be the good guys? Last night's show may have all but sealed my opinion that the "Others" are there for good, while the Losties are the ones who are being negative and blood thirsty.

Consider this: most of the killing so far has been done by the Losties. The only "other" to kill someone is Juliet, and that was to help Kate and Sawyer escape.

Here's my theory based on last night's information:

Juliet was brought to the island because the pregnant women were all dying, and the group on the island wanted to be able to sustain life through procreation. (Hadn't Ben mentioned that he was born on the island?).

She fails to turn it around, but mentions there is a shot if she was allowed to test her serum on a healthy woman back in Florida. Ben says that is not possible. That's when the plane crashes on the island, and it dawns on Ben that maybe there's a healthy pregnant woman on it.

Juliet then conducts her "control group" experiments on Claire. But the Losties are testy and wary of any outsiders to continue the test, hence the scheme Ban comes up with to win their trust.

In the meantime, to further the experiment, the manipulating Ben, knowing Kate's interest in Sawyer from Ethan's scouting ealry after the crash, allows Kate to hook up with Sawyer to create on "on island" conception to further study.

Now you have three seperate pregnancies to study, Claire, who was close to term when she landed, Sun, who's in her first trimester, and Kate, who conceived on the island.

The Others may be there to help, but then again the government says that, too.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

IDOL scoring for 4/10

It's the Elite Eight...And It's Latin Night...Shocker: For all the diva talk that host Jennifer Lopez gets saddled with, she appears to relate to the Idol contestants better than anyone so far...

MELINDA DOOLITTLE: "Sway"
Melinda's biggest issue continues to be the fact that she looks ten years older than she is. I agree with Simon, while melinda is vocally smooth, this was a little lackluster.
SCORE: 1

LAKISHA JONES: "Conga"
Kiki takes a chance and decides to wow the crowd with new dance moves and a rhythmic song. I thought it worked, Simon and Paula say "Nay, too safe."
SCORE: 6

CHRIS RICHARDSON: "Smooth"
I want to satrt by calling "bullcrap" on the tmz.com rumors that Chris has been trolling for C-level reality stars. His Mom and his kid sister are there for God's sake. As far as Chris' performance goes: "Meh."
SCORE: 7

HALEY SCARNATO: "Turn the Beat Around"
Haley's trying, perhaps too hard, as it all seems a bit desperate. I hope her day job is still there as I fear this was it for her.
SCORE: -1

PHIL STACEY: "Maria Maria"
Phil, like Sanjaya, floats in his own universe, he never impresses, he just keeps on ticking. Weird.
SCORE: 5

JORDIN SPARKS: "Rhythm Is Gonna Get You"
Jordin is horrifically dressed, but her stage prescense overcomes what appears to be stretch pants from Wal-Mart.
SCORE: 4

BLAKE LEWIS: "I Need To Know"
What a suck up Popeye is, singing a song be Jennisfer Lopez's husband. Hell, it works, don't it?
Nice fedora, he looks like a frat boy on Spring Break in Cancun.
SCORE: 16

SANJAYA: "Blah Blah Blah-o"
For Latin Night, they've made him to look like a member of the Sharks from West Side Story. "I Want To Be In A-Mer-ee-ka"
SCORE: 3

randomness

This is the 31st Anniversary of National Humor Month find out how to put more laughs in your daily life by visiting http://www.larrywilde.com/month.htm

Today is Write Your Memoir Day find out how to get started by visiting http://www.yourmemories.net/holiday.htm

Hello Kitty fans need to get to Hello Kitty Hell. This blog bills itself as "one man's life with cute overload" and features Hello Kitty products found around the world. From a diamond ring featured at Neiman Marcus to food and TVs. http://www.hellokittyhell.com/

If you know someone who looks like you then take part in Francois Brunelle's Look-alike Project. This photograph is seeking photos of people who look alike but are not related. Find out more by visiting http://www.francoisbrunelle.com/

This Friday is the first Friday the 13th of the year. Check out Wikipedia Friday the 13th for an explanation of why the day is associated with bad luck, along with tradition,superstition, folklore, and more. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_the_13th

match the mouth

"I just want people to know that I still sing. Most people don't realize that, or else they hate my music – rightfully so."

  • Ashlee Simpson
  • John O'Hurley
  • William Shatner
  • John Tesh
  • Mandy Moore
Who said it?

celebrity bands usually suck, don't they?

Have you heard the new Kevin Costner tune? Huh? Right. Costner thinks that's because his music career wasn't properly promoted. He's suing for $8.5 million. Costner is the lead singer in the Kevin Costner Band, for which he also writes songs. Costner is telling the court the promoter didn't hold up his end of the deal. What do you thing about stars who start bands? Can we take these acts seriously? Remember Miami Vice's Don Johnson's music career? How about Kevin Bacon's band, the "Bacon Brothers"?

dreaming of true love

A British man has met and married a 22-year-old woman after, by his own account, dreaming of her phone number and then sending her a text message. The man, said he woke up one morning after a night out with friends with a telephone number constantly running through his head. He decided to contact it, sending a message saying "Did I meet you last night?." Random recipient Michelle Kitson was confused and wary at first but decided to reply and the two began exchanging messages. Eventually they met and fell in love. Do you believe this story, or do you think they met while out drinking and both blacked out. Does this story "ring" true for you? Have you ever had something in a dream come true?

LOST interviews from E! Online

Kristen from E! interviews the LOSt cast...

Monday, April 09, 2007

New Kelly Pickler video

Kelly's new video about growing up without a Mom...complete with a little mini-Kelly haunting her...Had Mom been around she would've advised Kelly not to get a boob job, I'm sure of it...

philosophical question

What follows are the original lyrics to the classic baseball tune "Take Me Out To The Ball Game".

Read the lyrics and interpret this question:

In the stanza: "I don't care if I never get back" is the young lady saying that she doesn't care if she ever goes to another baseball game because this one has made her so happy?

Or is saying she doesn't care if she ever goes back home because the ball park is such a wonderful diversion from her sad, pathetic life has an early twentieth century woman?

You make the call.

Here are the lyrics:

Nelly Kelly loved baseball games,
Knew the players, knew all their names,
You could see her there ev'ry day,
Shout "Hurray," when they'd play.
Her boy friend by the name of Joe
Said, "To Coney Isle, dear, let's go,"
Then Nelly started to fret and pout,
And to him I heard her shout.

"Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack,
I don't care if I never get back,
Let me root, root, root for the home team,
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game."

Nelly Kelly was sure some fan,
She would root just like any man,
Told the umpire he was wrong,
All along, good and strong.
When the score was just two to two,
Nelly Kelly knew what to do,
Just to cheer up the boys she knew,
She made the gang sing this song.

"Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack,
I don't care if I never get back,
Let me root, root, root for the home team,
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game."

art for peep's sake

The WaPo has a nice pictorial on artwork created by readers, out of peeps.

what song is that?

Ever watch a movie trailer and say to yourself, "I wish I knew what that song was, because it sounds pretty good to me."

Chances are it's Howie Day's "Collide", but if it isn't, now you can look it up here.

You're welcome. (link via popcandy)

What to do with all that pesky research

Seth often takes big business on, and sometimes he's right, and sometimes he's wrong.

Today he has a great look at marketing and its usefulness.

And a take on what we all forget about what it is we should be focusing on.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

another lady singer I'm infatuated with

Lisa Hannigan, who sings back up on "9 Crimes" with Damien Rice. This song is terribly sad, yet I like it for some reason. I'm sick like that.

Cloud Cult

Steve at thesneeze has been all about this band for awhile now. I didn't really get into them until I saw this video. It's not so much the song as it is the hot chick playing violin.

Is it Sanjaya or his sister?


It's hard to tell sometimes, isn't it? Either way, I'm creeped out a little bit.

the great cadbury creme egg conspiracy

get caught up on THE SOPRANOS, in seven minutes

Friday, April 06, 2007

the sub is definitely visible

In the scenes for next week's episode, you can definitely see the submarine in action. The question is whether or not it's a flashback or not.

LOST teasers for this week

This week's episode will feature a Juliet flashback which should tell under what circumstances she came to the island and what her true intentions are.

In this week's ABC podcast with the producers of the show, they promised a major reveal in every episode from now until the end of the season. They also revealed:


-Locke will be back in ep 19
-Juliet probably knows more about the monster
-They indicate that Juliet has been banished, and it probably was personal from Ben
-The paper that Paulo reads at the airport was a prop error
-Rousseau will get a flashback at some point
-More info on the DeGroots soon

Thursday, April 05, 2007

LOST observations (from throwingthings)

Some things to like about this week's Lost:
  • Reauthorization of the Deadwood Ladies' Full Employment Act
  • Everybody in gas masks: never gets old
  • Handcuffed wet t-shirt girlfights
  • Handcuffed women's mud-wrestling
  • The strobe-flash monster (I think Greg, Peter, and Bobby rigged this one up in the attic)
  • Hurley
Some things not to like about this week's Lost:
  • Outcast Hurley having to teach professional con man Sawyer how to gain the trust of others
  • Hurley's plan
  • That skin tag on Kate's throat

LOST recap 4/4 Left Behind

I think we're getting somewhere, people, I see a show next week where Sayid tortures information out of Juliette. What d'ya think?

In several interviews with the cast of both LOST and HEROES, the actors have told me "All is not what you think on this show, the people you think are bad may be good."

With that in mind, Locke's comment to Freckles about "I put in a good word for you, but they told me what you did", was creepy. Are the Others the good guys? Are the LOSTIES meant to atone for their criminal pasts? I find this particularly enlightening considering that the smoke (and now lightening) monster dogged Eko right after flashbacks revealed his shortcomings.

All the people who were killed on the island either resolved their past shortcomings (Shannon, Boone, Ana Lucia) or failed to come to terms with their past (Eko). Hurley's girlfriend's issues and/or reason to be there was never made clear before she died, although I've heard her character will be featured in upcoming flashbacks. Drunk driving arrests will also expediate your removal from the island.

FYI -- Did anyone else notice Locke had a black eye in the scene with Kate?

Did the fence stop the smoke monster, or did Juliette stare it down with her green eyes? She is a plant, meant to monitor and keep track of the LOSTIES, isn't she? And we thought only Ben likes to play mind games.

I believe she handcuffed herself to Kate to get a grip on her fortitude and how deeply committed she may be to Jack.

While Sawyer gets conned by Hurley into being nice, we find out his pissed off ex-girlfriend is carrying his baby. I wonder how old the little Sawyer is now? I hope he/she's no longer "wrinkly"?

Juliette's a fertility doctor. Kate did the nasty with Sawyer. Is there a Sawyer bun in Kate's oven? Is that why Juliette's so interested in her?

Why wouldn't the LOSTIES simply send someone to the beach and have everyone come back and live there? They'd have shelter at least (if not electricity and satellite TV, maybe the NFL Game Day Package).

Here's ome interesting observations from the discussion at popcandy.

The song that begins Kate’s flashback is Patsy Cline’s “Walking After Midnight.” The song has been used twice before: at the first of “What Kate Did,” Episode 2.9, and in Christian Shepard’s car in “Two for the Road,” Episode 2.20. Patsy Cline died in a plane crash.

Kate claims that she takes her aliases from the names of the saints. St. Lucy (or Lucia—as in Ana Lucia) is the patron saint of blindness. According to her legend, she had her eyes torn out, but God restored her eyes. Her festival is celebrated in Scandinavian countries by having young girls wear crowns of candles.

We’ve also seen Kate go by the name “Monica.” (”I Do,” Episode 3.6) Saint Monica is the patron saint of patience, wives, mothers and abuse victims. It makes sense that Kate would have chosen this alias after trying to protect her mother from her step-father’s continued abuse.

What does Locke mean when he says that they captured him, but “only temporarily?” Does he mean he intends to escape, or that they have already told him he’s free to go. This next part is pure speculation, but I suspect that Ben is essentially making a play to humor Locke by moving the Others out of Othersville. Locke doesn’t like their modern, suburban existence, and Ben wants to convince Locke that he’s willing to do what it takes so that Locke can commune with the island for him in order to be healed.

Locke admitted explicitly that he doesn’t want to go home. He also said that the Others told Locke what Kate did. Locke didn’t appear to me to be judgmental about this fact—he probably believes that the island has provided Kate with a blank slate, just as it did for him.

When Hurley approaches Sawyer on the beach at the first of the episode, Sawyer is reading Watership Down again. (He read this book already in the first season.) Ostensibly a book about rabbits, Watership Down—one of my favorite books, by the way, is a book about politics and power plays in a closed (and sometimes violent and brutal) society. In some ways, the novel parallels LOST, in that there is a group of rabbits that are ruthlessly efficient and scary, just like the Others, who the protagonist rabbits have to contend with for survival.

This episode has a rapture, of sorts, like the “Left Behind” series of Christian novels. The Others and the “good people” have “disappeared,” leaving everyone else behind to suffer tribulations.

The gas canister that is thrown into the Others’ rec room says “ALS Technologies” on it. No idea what that means, but (knowing LOST), this could be significant at some time in the future.

This episode told us quite a bit about the Monster, I think. The Monster appeared in both the form we saw it in season one (a hulking, roaring beast) and season two (the black smoke). It was very interesting that Juliet, who appeared to be pretty well connected and informed, did not seem to know much about the Monster, or even recognize it. There has been a lot of speculation that perhaps it is through the Monster that the Others are able to gain so much intelligence about the survivors or that the Others somehow can control the Monster. This appears now not to be the case. It was also very significant and interesting that the Monster can be deterred by the sonic fence. Maybe this was the purpose for which the fence was built in the first place.

the Others’s PIN number for the security fence is 1-6-2-3. 16 and 23, of course, are two of the “numbers.”

Trust Sayid not to trust Juliet. Sayid’s instinct is not often wrong about these things. Keep a close eye on Juliet.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Season Totals for IDOL Fantasy game

1. Melinda Doolittle 82
2. LaKisha 74
3. Jordin Sparks 67
4. Chris Richardson 64
(tie) Blake Lewis 64
6. Gena Glockson 59
7. Sanjaya 45
8. Haley Scarnato 44
9. Phil Stacey 36
10. Chris Sligh 28
11. Stephanie Edwards 13
12. Brandon Rogers 5
13. Sabrina 2
14. Jared Kotter 0
15. Antonella -6
16. Sundance -9

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Fantasy Scoring for Idol 4/3

Blake Lewis -- Mack the Knife

Blakey Wicky Wick is reminded by Sir Tony Bennett that "Mack" is a gangster song, so he better get it right...or else...

4 points in the new signs/shirts/family category, a check it out, a pitch comment...8 points total...

Phil Stacey -- Night and Day

Phil has about as much soul as Neil Sedaka (sorry, Neil)

4 for signs, a check it out, just didn't do it for me...0 points total

Melinda Doolittle -- I Got Rhythm

This is Melinda's house! She owns the standards, and to top it off, they've finally found some stuff in the fashion closet to accent Melinda's looks. She's hot tonight.

There are no shirts for Melinda, and she loses three points for Simon's cabaret comment. 5 points.

Chris Richardson -- "Don't Get Around Much"

I don't understand the lowered suspenders look, can someone explain how that looks good? I think it looks like Larry King drunk. He's inspired me to start wearing a fedora, however.

There are no shirts for Chris and no family :( 9 points

Jordin Sparks -- "Clear Day"

Can you say Idol-rific? She's rolling on the big bus to Clarkson-town. She's young, looking better every week, and if they keep her out of the school girl outfits, she'll win.
6 points

Gena Glocksen -- "Smile"

She's definitely got her look down pat, but the girl can't sing. Time for this one to go home.

5 points, although one of her signs says "Go Nena"...even her fans don't know who she is!

Sanjaya The Love God -- "Dancing Cheek To Cheek"

If you had "slicked back" in the hair pool, you win. Sanjaya sashays through the crowd, looking like a Bollywood John Waters. And he declares the "Sanjaya Universe" to be open! 24/7! He's here for at least three more weeks, so get used to him...

4 points

Haley Scarnato -- "Ain't Misbehavin'"

Scared by a trip to the final two last week, Haley goes back to showing cleavage to stay on the show. I like Haley a lot, but she still can't sing.

6 points

LaKisha (aka Kiki)-- "Stormy Weather"

Please. You're going to go jazz standards and not have Kiki stand up and be representin'? I think not. Respledent in a gorgeous evening dress, Kiki kills for 12 points. We have a winner...