IDOL fantasy scores for 3/27

LAKSIHA – “LAST DANCE”

While LaKisha looks colorful, her performance sheds no new light on her, but she racks up big points…

SCORE +11

CHRIS SLIGH - “EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES”

If anyone’s on the hot seat tonight, it’s Chris. His Constantine-esque “come hither” looks at the camera didn’t help.

SCORE: 0

GINA GLOCKSEN – “STAND BY YOU”

What the hell is she wearing? If there was a convent at CBGB’s, this would be the uniform. IS that a rosary around her neck? What the hell, it’s Lent.

SCORE: +10 (including a best of night from Simon)

SANJAYA – “BATHWATER”

What can I say? The hair, the low rise jeans, the uniqueness that is the Sanjaya style.

SCORE: +2

HALEY – “TRUE COLORS”

I think Haley has made tremendous strides to get noticed, but she needs to work on her performance, it’s kind of a drag.

SCORE: -5

PHIL – “EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE”

One gets the feeling that when Phil returns to his Navy unit following the competition, they will be mocking him for the clothes he wore.

SCORE: +6

MELINDA DOOLITTLE – “HEAVEN KNOWS”

I love humble little ole Melinda, but I’m surprised the judges haven’t jumped on her for her song choices yet. I don’t think she’s sang anything contemporary in a while. 70’s disco? Puh-leez!

SCORE: +3

BLAKE LEWIS – “LOVE SONG”

Blake is Blake, he is what he is, a frat boy crooner.

SCORE: +9

JORDIN SPARKS – “HEY BABY”

Good Lord, who’s dressing this poor girl? Catholic School meets Petticoat Junction. Ouch! And I didn’t think the vocal was that hot, but the judges ate that up…

SCORE: +7

CHRIS R – “DON’T SPEAK”

Chris looks like the kid in your neighborhood who’s polite, but always stoned. A glassy-eyed wonder.

SCORE: +2