LOST live capping

Locke gets upset when Ben tries to manipulate him, and tosses Ben's breakfast off the wall. Why is he mad? Does he want to be like Ben?

Kate and Sawyer have a heart to heart: Kate reiterates her hatred of him, he wants to discuss "the pregnancy". Is it hers? Of course, there going to keep that tease going for awhile.

Flash forward to Kate getting arraigned for her charges post-island. Remember she has a lengthy rap sheet and killed her abusive step-dad. The mean judge won't give her bail.

Just when it looks like we'll get a Jin-Sun plot update, Jack returns to camp and announces Kate is now on TEAM LOCKE. Which she surely is second guessing now, as Locke continues the long, slow descent into weirdville.

Kate goes to talk to the Ghostbuster, she asks if he knows who she is and what she did. He says I'll tell you if you give me one minute with Benny boy.

FLASH FORWARD...Kate is told by her lawyer that the least she can plea bargain for is 20 years. Kate says no, no, no. The lawyer says the only chance she has is if "he" testifies, it may get her some sympathy. No way, says Kate, you're not bringing my son into this. Well, I think that answerrs the pregnancy question, but just how far into the future is this flash forward? I mean the kid would have to be at least five to be coherent enough to testify, right? Unless --- OMG!!! She gave birth to the baby from the e-trade commercials. (DUN-DUN-DUN-DA!!!)

Apparently Locke is cooking up a good old fashioned chicken dinner. Kate seems mortified when Clair asks her to hold her baby. Good thing her baby will be born with a built in income.

FLASH FORWARD -- Kate's lawyer apologizes to her, but he had to do it -- he calls Jack to the stand!!! I'm confused, Jack is Kate's son? This show couldn't get any more weird.

Plus, now I'm scanning the courtroom for clues and other cast members. Anybody see anything?

The judge warns the lawyer that Jack is only a character witness. He tells the court that only eight survived Oceanic Flight 815. Eight? That's a damn lie.

Kate gets upset, she is told to sit down, and the opposing lawyer asks Jack just one question: Does he love Kate? No, says our boy, not any more.

What is up with Hurley and the movie "Xanadu"? Are some questions answered by watching a bad movie featuring bad music from Olivia Newton John and ELO? The movie is about a Greek muse coiming to life and falling in love with a mortal. Is Hurley an ancient Greek muse? Who has he fallen in love with? Locke? Are they planning to open a roller disco. God, I hope so.

Kate approaches Sawyer about busting Ben out so he can talk to the Ghostbuster. She does so while knocking back a glass of Dharma boxed wine. Should she be drinking in the first trimester?

Sawyer and Locke get together for some backgammon and chit chat. Sawyer wants Locke to promise not to mess with Kate. Ever. Then he drops dime on her plan to bust Ben out. But Kate knew he would do that and uses Locke's anger to get the drop on him and Sawyer.

Kate locks them up and takes Ghostbuster to see the Wizard of Ben. He asks Ben if he knows who is he and who he works for. Ben responds affirmative. And then Ghostbuster says he wants 3.2 million dollars from Ben. Ben says "what makes you think I have that kind of money?" Ghostbuster says cut the crap I know you you are and what you can do. Kate says time's up and tosses Buster into the hall.

Now I want answers! demands our Kate.

I know you are, you're Kathryn Austen and you're wanted for murder. I'd stay here if I were you, he says.

Clair comes to visit Kate in her room, oblivious to anything going on around her. Locke barges in to demand what Ben and the Buster talked about, he then tells Kate she's not wanted around these parts no more, and she has until sunup to get out of town. There ain't enough room here for the both of them.

FLASH FORWARD -- Kate's mom shows up and asks if what Jack said was true. Kate says why do you want to talk now, seeing how you was hating on me last season? Kate's mom says I have should have died years ago, but I've held on for some reason and I don't want to testify against you. I want to see my grandson. Kate says get out, you rapscallion!!!

Kate and Locke are then seen having some business time back on the island.

Charlotte and Farraday are shown playing cards, when Jack comes up and says he eneeds to talk to someone on the freighter. Now. At gunpoint he forces them to call.

Charlotte asks the freighter about Jack's friends, they say what friends?

You know, the ones who came back on the helicopter.

What helicopter? We don't have no stinking helicopter. You have the helicopter. (DUH-DUH-DUN-DAH!!!!!!)

Back to the Others compound where Ghostbuster is paid a visit by John Locke who shoves grenade in his mouth. I'm John Locke, sheriff in these here parts, and we don't take kindly to strangers coming round here causing trouble. No I'm going to come back here in a minute and you're gonna tell me who you are and what you're doing here, ya follow me?

Back to business time with Kate and Jack -- where Kate reveals she's not pregnant. "Oh so that's why you were knocking back boxed wine last night?"

MEANWHILE BACK IN THE FUTURE -- Kate's mom refuses to testify against Kate. This puts the prosecutor in a bind. She offers Kate a plea bargain of probation and time served. Kate grabs it against her lawyer's wishes. On her way out the back door, Jack confronts her. He tells her he didn't mean it when he said he didn't love her. She implies that he lied about Flight 815, and tells him to come over. He says let's grab a cup of joe. She says I don't know why you don't want to see the baby, but until you do, we are not going to see each other.

Kate goes home to her comfortably appointed home and heads upstairs to say good morning to her son. She hugs him and he says I love you, and she responds "I love you too, Aaron."

She somehow wound up with Clair's baby! Did she steal him? Does something happen to Clair??? What did Jack lie about???
Where's the helicopter??? Is there enough room on the island for Locke and Ben??? And what about Naomi?? Oh, she's dead. Nevermind.