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This Philly band has penned a tribute to Barbaro (he was a race horse who got hurt at the Preakness, not that any of the 80,000 drunks in the infield noticed), it's not my job to comment on it -- it's your job to comment on it.

We also have our first tribute song to young Anna Nicole (it's the first song on the page), courtesy of Dr. BLT. I do love the title and the theme of the song, and the fact that the guy who wrote it is a psychologist.

Here's what Maryland's one dimensional legislature feels needs to be stopped: bull nads hanging from truck wheel wells. I'll be honest with you, I never noticed them until they pointed them out, now I see them all the time.

China is shocked by the number of internet addicts there are, so they're shocking them back.

The greater theory of blogging explained.

This week's "Heroes" promises to expose HRG. Is Claire's dad good or bad?

And then there's "Zeroes" a "Heroes" parody that features a guy who's special power is the ability to kick himself in the head.

Cute. Perhaps too cute, but cute nonetheless.

Hey, as a general rule, don't crank the audio on your porn, because a guy with a sword will bring swift, exacting justice. Watch the video and the guy's response when asked if he'll stop watching the porn. Hey, it's a six billion dollar a year industry, somebody's watching it.

Oscar spoilers. And I hope Ellen does well.

All things Idol are spoken well here. Is a web site called "vote for the worst" to blame for keeping Antonella on the show? FYI -- There could a storm a brewing about our little Catholic University girl. Stay tuned.

And pray to God that this goes away. I just barfed. Luckily popwatch skewered it.

Hey, LOSTIES. Another bizarre misfit find. Photoshopped or not?

Matthew's got a kid, so he's on the same movie going page as me, he doesn't see stuff until it seems old, but his reviews are hysterical. Please read the comments as well. If I had a band I would name them "Pixels of Wang".

Greg weighs in on current events. And crock pots.

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